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This is the Beautiful House You Will Never Be Able to Afford

‘Listed as ‘’aspirationally priced’’ and ‘’full of potential,’’ it has granite countertops you will never touch.’

John Pressive
August 9, 2025
1 min read
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Somewhere in the midwest — 

You can’t afford this house because it was purchased sight unseen by someone’s nephew with a trust fund, flipped twice by investment firms, and now sits on the market at seven times the average income for your entire zip code. It’s not about your spending habits—it’s about a system designed to make beautiful homes like this a digital window-shopping experience for everyone except the already wealthy.