The Pressive is a satirical publication. While we occasionally cover real events or issues, much of the content is fictional, exaggerated, or written with irony and humor. Our aim is to entertain, provoke thought, and offer commentary—not to mislead or misinform.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental—unless it's not, in which case we still probably made it up.
We do our best to label clearly what is parody, but readers are expected to bring their critical thinking (and maybe a sense of humor). The views expressed in articles, comics, or images belong to the authors and do not necessarily reflect those of The Pressive as a whole.
If you're unsure whether something is real or not, assume it's a joke—and then double-check elsewhere just to be safe. You can also ask us directly at hello@your-domain.com