At The Pressive (thepressive.com), your privacy is important to us—even if most of the news isn’t. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and your rights regarding your data.

1. Information We Collect
We may collect the following information when you interact with our website:

• Email address (if you subscribe to our newsletter)
• Comments and messages you voluntarily submit
• Anonymous usage data, such as page views, referral sources, and browser information (via cookies and analytics tools)

2. How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
Send you updates, newsletters, and articles (if you subscribe)
Improve our website’s performance and content
Ensure The Pressive remains funnier than your uncle’s Facebook posts
We do not sell your personal data. Ever.

3. Cookies
Like most websites, we use cookies to enhance your browsing experience. You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you're into that sort of thing. And there's a button at the bottom left of every page to open the cookies settings.

4. Third-Party Services
We may use services like Google Analytics, Substack, or email providers to help manage our content and newsletter. These services may collect anonymized data according to their own privacy policies.

5. Your Rights
You can:

• Unsubscribe from our newsletter at any time
• Request access to or deletion of your personal data
• Roll your eyes at our articles—just not at our policies
• To request any data-related action, email us at trash@thepressive.com.

6. Updates
This Privacy Policy may be updated occasionally. We'll try to let you know, but let’s be honest—you probably won’t read it anyway.

7. Contact
Questions? Concerns? Complaints? We don't really care but you can reach out at trash@thepressive.com

Privacy Policy
Effective Date: August 4, 2025